A dying friend once told me, ‘I wish I hadn’t spent so many Mondays wishing it were Friday. I also wish I had made better use of those Fridays, for better stories on Monday.’
The best thing about my roommate getting tumblr is that if he doesn’t reblog my text posts I can just go in his room and beat him up
he didn’t reblog this
why ur hand so red
"Fuck yo ambitions"
this is honestly the best post and so like dogs its not even funny
One time my mom dropped 20 dollars and my dog ate it
Did you ever have to fight for a role?
"I never did. This is probably that Minnesota reticence. If someone wasn’t interested in me? Fine, find someone else. I’m not going to convince you"
- Jessica Lange